tarantinoooo:

inglourious basterds. lt. aldo raine


glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

  • outrage
  • jealousy
  • Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
  • sports
  • umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
  • TGIF


slutty-ukes:

fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit” 


The ones I’m going to kill.


thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce


portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites




What I’ve done cannot be undone. I cannot stop what I’ve put in motion. But, perhaps, I can keep it from ever starting. He was my first hope, and now he is my last.


make me choose > giles or wesley?



make me choose ♡ anonymous asked

↳ lydia martin or stiles stilinski?