Track Title: just press play

aparadoxinflux:



  • me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  • me: lemme show you a trick or two
  • middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  • me: this one's called stealing
  • me: *runs away with it*

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*


frie-nds:

theonewithgreysanatomy:

The One Where Matthew & Matt Do A Awkward Hug Over A Lame Cool Guy Handshake

J-man and Channy



  • me to every female character at some point: you deserved better

romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment



laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014

laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014






I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.